Aubrey VS The Month of June

Episode 7

We last left our hero after she had lost her Magical Card of UVU Plus-ness. After making contact with the temple of riches she has reported the loss of said magic card... WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT???

With the swiftness of a burning wick of a firework, Little Ichigo prepared for the day ahead. She did not look forward to the unpleasant duties that undoubtedly laid in the near future. Perhaps, for this reason, Little Ichigo had forgotten (again) where she had ceremoniously placed her gifted Flip-Flops of Sesquipedaliah (Google it) and the Abiquitous Baume Pour Les Lèvres. Frantically, with heart beating and shallow, quiet breathing, she diligently shuffled through all her possessions, looking for the unique Abiquitous Baume Pour Les Lèvres, for, she knew, with this also lay the Flip-Flops of Sesquipedaliah. In a last, almost but not quite, desperate attempt our hero looked beyond her usual level of sight on perspective and found the once Magical Card of UVU Plus-ness. At once, Little Ichigo sought out communication with Big Mamma Guru.

"hmmm... found magical card, I see. But still magical it not is." advised Big Mamma Guru. "Must hasten... Hasten indeed. For Shrine of UVU Mula holds power to bring back. Bring back from ordinariness it does. Go my little hero. Go forth and make tribute."

It is here we see our hero back-flip into the distance, fighting her way through a sea of freshmen to the Shrine:

Pretty cool, desu ne?

Ichigo stumbled up to the shrine doors. With her last ounce of energy, she fell through the doors. A shuffling of a nondescript shrine caretaker brought Ichigo back to her senses. What is she came to do? "We do not accept human tributes." hazard the priest. The card! Ichigo round house kicked her way back up onto her feet. Sophisticatedly, she told of her recent troubles and desire to restore honor to her magic-less card. The priest squinted happily as he lead her down a incense filled corridor. Their soft, muffled steps sounded like grenades in a church within the silence. Finally, the priest lead into a room concealing an idol of accounting. Ichigo stepped forward to offer up the card, but the priest stopped her. He politely took the hand and placed it before the idol. After a few moments of peaceful humming,, the priest returned the newly re-magicaled card to the rightful hands of our hero.

"I must pay tribute to my karma." whispered Ichigo. A gentle melodious sound filled the room. "I can help you." kindly offered a priestess. This, however, was no ordinary priestess. Once a good friend of Big Mamma Guru and a past source of dire help for Little Ichigo, this priestess is the bomb.com. Ichigo followed the priestess to the next room in which they beheld yet another idol of accounting. "We shall send this tribute to your karma account. May I see you're one and only true Magical Card?" Ichigo placed her hands into her pocket... nothing. It was completely empty. Her eyes widened. How could this have happened? She checked her pockets and her satchel over and over again, more and more frantically and with extreme thoroughness. Soon the priest joined in the search for the again missing card. Somehow, from point A to point B, the card had gone missing. How could I be so reckless? Such carelessness and right after loosing it the first time too. Another priest happened to pass by. "What are you all looking for?" "We lost a magical card from point A to point B." He gave the obvious response. "Have you checked your pockets?" he suggested. Ichigo, to prove her point, reached into her pockets as she said, "Yes, I..." her voice trailed off. As she brought out her hand, she revealed shiny Magical Card of UVU Plus-ness.

Episode 9

Once again, our hero entered into the field of freshmen. A daunting task... but not for Little Ichigo! However, suspicions are arising as strange and unusual things occur. Things run smoothly... too smoothly. People are being nice... too nice. What is going on? Is our hero finally loosing it? Can she trust her fellow partners in crime? Or is there a secret that everyone knows that Ichigo is unaware of? TO BE CONTINUED...

I may not have the writing talent of my dear friend, the author, or the creativity of my friend, the writer, but I had fun with this. (P.S. It's based on a true story) I think I did a good job considering I had German running through my mind. (Ich bein lecker)

I'm pretty much awesome. In case you didn't know already.

The Adventure Continues... Ish

I know it's after Thanksgiving but whatever. (I have a new niece now so deal with it.) I thought about about telling you all about what I've been up to since the last blog then give you a bed time story. But then I decided to just skip to the story. So there you go.
Now where were we... Oh yes! The after math. So it was about a week before I heard anything then my PIC (For those of you who don't remember or are just now tuning in, PIC=Partner in Crime) told me that he and Red were talking about vandalism when PIC said he heard that Red's car was vandalized. Apparently Red has been working very hard to find out who did it (your's truly). My informant told me that at first Red thought he was being asked to Sadie's (Which is what I did NOT want to have happen.) and took off all the post it notes before getting in (Or so he thinks. For some reason I don't think he got the ones under his car or under the back seat...). But he still had no idea who did it.
I decided to give a follow up a few weeks later. I asked him if it's true that his car was vandalized and he said it was more of "good deed vandalism". Of course I had to go farther. He said that it was "good deed vandalism" because there was "positive stuff." (Teddy bear, stickers, etc.) He also said that he found some red hair. RED HAIR!!! Can you believe it?! I thought I was oober careful but I guess karma got the better of me. Of course he had to ask me if I did it. Don't worry. I still had a few tricks up my sleave. Of course I couldn't tell him yes or no, so instead I just asked him why he thinks I would do somehting like that. Cunning, I know. he couldn't think of a reason but still thought that I might have something to do with it. So with my cunningness I asked him if he honestly beleives that I'm capable of something like that. And I quote, "Well ya. I was away from my car for like 5 hours." I still don't know if I should be flattered or not.
Long story short I talked to my PIC and he said that Red still thinks it's me because I'm the only other red head he knows. The other red head, I'm told, is a freak and would never do something like that. Of course I had to find out for myself. I was lucky enough to run into Red between classes and I of course asked him if he has figured out who decorated his car yet to whihc he responded that he did. So I asked who and he said he has no idea. My PIC still iunsists that he knows it was me. (And may I remind you that I am not the only one involved in this!) For now we just have to wait. Someday I'll tell him. Someday.
Good night and sweet dreaming!

Life of Adventure

Ya I know it's been over a month since I've posted anything and the sad part is that it isn't because I haven't had anything to blog about. In fact I have tons to blog about but I've decided not to. You see I have pictures and everything but I don't know where the chord is and I just don't feel like playing catch-up. So today's post shall be story time. Excited? You should be.

So this story happened a while ago. In fact it was the last week of term. (I think this may end up being a short story but who knows.) I had a friend who was feeling a little down so I was like "Hey! I'm doing this thing. Want to help out?" And of course he wanted to.
Let's step back. You know how you recognize you're car by the way it looks then when you get in you check the stuff inside to make sure it's yours and that you are, in fact, in your own car? You probably do this out of sub-conscience but trust me, you do it. Well I had this idea of putting a ton of random stuff in someones car. Back to the story.
So now I had a PIC (Partner in Crime) and just as I thought it brought up his spirits. First we chose our victim. Victim shall be known as Red. (It's the color of his car.) Red is a junior at my high school and a mutual friend of my PIC and me. He's really good friends with my PIC, he drives a jeep (Perfect!) and there just might be a chance that I possibly like this guy. So we had our target.
Another kid was going to help out but he didn't really do anything except tell me how mean I am. He thought I was trying to crush Red's hopes and dreams and make him think he was getting asked to Sadie's (which isn't until December) when he really wasn't.
So the day that we planned to decorate Red's jeep, a sub let me and PIC out of class a few minutes early. We told him that we were going to "help out a friend." My backpack was freakin' huge and full of a bunch of random stuff. PIC told me he knew where Red was parked. (apparently he has a special spot on A days.) So we go to said spot and there's no red jeep. SO we looked around for a bit and we couldn't find it! We had to stop because the bell rang and it was time to go home. So we postponed it to the next day.
I was feeling pretty good this day. It was Thursday and things were not going bad which is always a good thing. I went to all my classes and spent lunch at school. (I normally go home during lunch on B days because I don't have a 4th period) So the story goes, I was the only one who could decorate the car because everyone else had class. The funny part is that on my way out to Red's car I ran in to Red and talked to him for a while. Little did he know what was coming to him. mwahahahahahaha :)
It didn't take me too long to find his jeep. It wasn't exactly were I was told it would be but it was close. I had to wait a little bit for all the students to clear the parking lot. Then I striked!! Here is a list of things I put into/did to his car:

• post-it notes with stickers on them (smiley face and rainbow colored hearts)
• a bunch of balloons (and I mean a BUNCH)
• a coloring book
• crayons
  
• a diaper bag with diapers and some little toys
• a teddy bear
• one of those mask things with the hairy black mustache and eyebrows (I actually put it on the teddy bear)
• skeleton thing that I hung on his rear view mirror
• I wrote on his mirrors and windows with a dry-erase marker

Fun stuff, right? His thoughts on it later. But for now I want to tell you some little tid-bits of what happened in the process. I think I might save the after math for another post. So here are some things that came up on this adventure:

• Almost getting caught by the school cop
• almost getting caught by the dreaded assistant principle
  
• hiding next to/under car from said assistant principle
• sticking sticky notes under car while hiding
  
• climbing into car (I left one of my legs hanging out of his window. It was one of those moment I'm glad no one was there to see)
• Finding that when heart balloons are blown up they look like a head with devil horns
  
• finishing just as distant ed class got out
• not setting off car alarm (Thank goodness!!!)
• running into friend in parking lot when done and getting a ride home with friend after telling friend what on earth I was doing in the parking lot (Best to let them know the truth then to have them assume other things) Don't worry. I stuck a couple sticky notes on friends dashboard so he didn't feel left out

So I pulled it off. Suprised? I am. I'll tell you the results another time. (before Thanksgiving) So I guess now I should say something like, TO BE CONTINUED.... Excited? You should be.