Something funny has been happening

Here are a few of my favorite quotes of (semi)recent happenings:

• Yes I speak with an accent. Pay attention because this is how people talk in the Celestial Kingdom.
• In England we have a queen. If she came in somewhere and shot you in the head there's nothing you could do about it. Nothing.
• What crazy little happenstance!
• "Billy, you're driving the spork into your leg." "So I am. Hilarious."
• She's like 12!! There are child labor laws here.
• Career week is the word. (In relation to above quote.)
• "ugiewilgfsidugfkjdabgfauigr." (That's what playing games with a certian couple of guys sounds like.)
• Take a bath hippy! (Guess that movie!)
• "Mormon's can't be snipers." "Ya they can." "One shot one, One kill?" "Ya. Look at Nephi. One slash, one kill."
• Love, Elder dumpy trunks
• "We encounter drama, not only with plays, movies, and TV, but also everyday in our lives and in the lives of those around us." I really don't think the guy who wrote that knew just how correct he is.
• Peter!... I just broke something.
• "Aubrey!? Are you drinking hot chocolate?" "No. It's hot chocolate. I'm not THAT crazy."
• I love they guy but he's such a jerk. He's really great but I hate him. (It's becomeing a frequent saying.)
• "Does your sister sing?" ".... She won't sing."
• "Don't you hate when you think of something after the fact? It's kind of like this blog post."

So these are the ones I can remember at moment. I didn't put who's saying what because 1)I'm lazy. 2) I can't remember some of them 3)for the sake of the poeple who said it. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy trails!

A Holiday Message From...

(For those of you who get the email, you may need to check out teh blog to watch this.) At this time of year we find the Christmas spirit everywhere. EVERYWHERE! You may be suprised were it can be found. Let this short film stand as exhibit A.

The Adventure Continues... Ish

I know it's after Thanksgiving but whatever. (I have a new niece now so deal with it.) I thought about about telling you all about what I've been up to since the last blog then give you a bed time story. But then I decided to just skip to the story. So there you go.
Now where were we... Oh yes! The after math. So it was about a week before I heard anything then my PIC (For those of you who don't remember or are just now tuning in, PIC=Partner in Crime) told me that he and Red were talking about vandalism when PIC said he heard that Red's car was vandalized. Apparently Red has been working very hard to find out who did it (your's truly). My informant told me that at first Red thought he was being asked to Sadie's (Which is what I did NOT want to have happen.) and took off all the post it notes before getting in (Or so he thinks. For some reason I don't think he got the ones under his car or under the back seat...). But he still had no idea who did it.
I decided to give a follow up a few weeks later. I asked him if it's true that his car was vandalized and he said it was more of "good deed vandalism". Of course I had to go farther. He said that it was "good deed vandalism" because there was "positive stuff." (Teddy bear, stickers, etc.) He also said that he found some red hair. RED HAIR!!! Can you believe it?! I thought I was oober careful but I guess karma got the better of me. Of course he had to ask me if I did it. Don't worry. I still had a few tricks up my sleave. Of course I couldn't tell him yes or no, so instead I just asked him why he thinks I would do somehting like that. Cunning, I know. he couldn't think of a reason but still thought that I might have something to do with it. So with my cunningness I asked him if he honestly beleives that I'm capable of something like that. And I quote, "Well ya. I was away from my car for like 5 hours." I still don't know if I should be flattered or not.
Long story short I talked to my PIC and he said that Red still thinks it's me because I'm the only other red head he knows. The other red head, I'm told, is a freak and would never do something like that. Of course I had to find out for myself. I was lucky enough to run into Red between classes and I of course asked him if he has figured out who decorated his car yet to whihc he responded that he did. So I asked who and he said he has no idea. My PIC still iunsists that he knows it was me. (And may I remind you that I am not the only one involved in this!) For now we just have to wait. Someday I'll tell him. Someday.
Good night and sweet dreaming!

Life of Adventure

Ya I know it's been over a month since I've posted anything and the sad part is that it isn't because I haven't had anything to blog about. In fact I have tons to blog about but I've decided not to. You see I have pictures and everything but I don't know where the chord is and I just don't feel like playing catch-up. So today's post shall be story time. Excited? You should be.

So this story happened a while ago. In fact it was the last week of term. (I think this may end up being a short story but who knows.) I had a friend who was feeling a little down so I was like "Hey! I'm doing this thing. Want to help out?" And of course he wanted to.
Let's step back. You know how you recognize you're car by the way it looks then when you get in you check the stuff inside to make sure it's yours and that you are, in fact, in your own car? You probably do this out of sub-conscience but trust me, you do it. Well I had this idea of putting a ton of random stuff in someones car. Back to the story.
So now I had a PIC (Partner in Crime) and just as I thought it brought up his spirits. First we chose our victim. Victim shall be known as Red. (It's the color of his car.) Red is a junior at my high school and a mutual friend of my PIC and me. He's really good friends with my PIC, he drives a jeep (Perfect!) and there just might be a chance that I possibly like this guy. So we had our target.
Another kid was going to help out but he didn't really do anything except tell me how mean I am. He thought I was trying to crush Red's hopes and dreams and make him think he was getting asked to Sadie's (which isn't until December) when he really wasn't.
So the day that we planned to decorate Red's jeep, a sub let me and PIC out of class a few minutes early. We told him that we were going to "help out a friend." My backpack was freakin' huge and full of a bunch of random stuff. PIC told me he knew where Red was parked. (apparently he has a special spot on A days.) So we go to said spot and there's no red jeep. SO we looked around for a bit and we couldn't find it! We had to stop because the bell rang and it was time to go home. So we postponed it to the next day.
I was feeling pretty good this day. It was Thursday and things were not going bad which is always a good thing. I went to all my classes and spent lunch at school. (I normally go home during lunch on B days because I don't have a 4th period) So the story goes, I was the only one who could decorate the car because everyone else had class. The funny part is that on my way out to Red's car I ran in to Red and talked to him for a while. Little did he know what was coming to him. mwahahahahahaha :)
It didn't take me too long to find his jeep. It wasn't exactly were I was told it would be but it was close. I had to wait a little bit for all the students to clear the parking lot. Then I striked!! Here is a list of things I put into/did to his car:

• post-it notes with stickers on them (smiley face and rainbow colored hearts)
• a bunch of balloons (and I mean a BUNCH)
• a coloring book
• crayons
  
• a diaper bag with diapers and some little toys
• a teddy bear
• one of those mask things with the hairy black mustache and eyebrows (I actually put it on the teddy bear)
• skeleton thing that I hung on his rear view mirror
• I wrote on his mirrors and windows with a dry-erase marker

Fun stuff, right? His thoughts on it later. But for now I want to tell you some little tid-bits of what happened in the process. I think I might save the after math for another post. So here are some things that came up on this adventure:

• Almost getting caught by the school cop
• almost getting caught by the dreaded assistant principle
  
• hiding next to/under car from said assistant principle
• sticking sticky notes under car while hiding
  
• climbing into car (I left one of my legs hanging out of his window. It was one of those moment I'm glad no one was there to see)
• Finding that when heart balloons are blown up they look like a head with devil horns
  
• finishing just as distant ed class got out
• not setting off car alarm (Thank goodness!!!)
• running into friend in parking lot when done and getting a ride home with friend after telling friend what on earth I was doing in the parking lot (Best to let them know the truth then to have them assume other things) Don't worry. I stuck a couple sticky notes on friends dashboard so he didn't feel left out

So I pulled it off. Suprised? I am. I'll tell you the results another time. (before Thanksgiving) So I guess now I should say something like, TO BE CONTINUED.... Excited? You should be.

...and yet nothing

The title? Pretty much the outcome of this post. You'll see what I mean. I can't believe it's been a freakin month since I last posted. I am so terribly sorry. A lot has happened which is why we have pictures. :) But sadly, the camera is missing it's cord and I have a new phone so there's no old pictures on it. Oh what wonders life has in store. I would like to know what you want to hear about from me. So please drop a line a two. Here's a little video for you. For those of you who watched the Christmas video, you may get a bit of a flash back from this. (Thanks Katie! And yes I have seen it before and I did get the joke.) Also notice on the christmas video that when she's giving the opening shpeel that it "cuts". I think it's because she kept laughing.

It's Days Like These...

So I know you're wondering what this picture has to do with my day. Absolutely nothing! Isn't that fantastic? I just felt like putting it up there.
I've had a FANTASTIC day. And it isn't even over yet! Shall we look at what has happened so far? I think I want to. If you don't then you don't have to read it. Just saying...
So I was woken up by a dog because he was scared of the beautiful thunderstorm going on at about 1 oclock and I listened to it for a couple of hours. If you missed it then I'm sorry. I wasn't even all that tired when it was time to wake up and get ready for school (which I just got back from.) I normally don't like my A days but it was still pretty gosh darn good.
In A1 I actually got something done. The weird thing is that I started it today too. I have TV/Vid production that class period and I edited my term project which I didn;t think I'd even do let alone finish it. For the term project we're suppose to film a school event and edit it. I filmed the Timp vs Timp (Timpanogos vs Timpview) JV football game last week. So I got the editing done today and I have discovered that I find football very funny. I love watching them just fall over, but it's only funny until in the next shot you see someone limping around. But it's all okay after watching the next group timber over. Dispite getting that project done I was still able to do the teleprompter (I'm the master telepromter person) for school news,w hich was also fun becuase I knew a couple of the anchors and we just had a ball.
Next in A2 (algebra 2) I had a test which means no homework. Cool, right? And the test wasn't all that bad either. I had a bag of cookies in my backpack (I'll explain it to you later. Maybe.) so I would try my hardest to advoid opening my backpack. Those cookies smelled sooooo good. (The inside of my backpack still smells like cookies.) So whenever I opened my bag about 5 people would nearly pass out. It really smeled that good.
So the story with the cookies. I gave a big bag of them to a guy between A2 and A3. The end.
I have Physics in A3 and I had yet another test. I did fairly good. The best part of the class was in the beginning when I saw a couple guys walk in with a cookie or 2 and a big smile on their face. (Want a cookie yet?)
My friend Danny Quilter (I sawlike 5 different Dannys today. Not that that really had anything to do with anything but now you know) came during lunch becuase he has a distance ed class that he takes at my school. Lunch was fun to say the lest.
Japanese is up last in A4. We just graded a paper I did like a week ago and watched a movie. Not bad for a days work, eh? And a weird thing is that I smiled all through today. Well pretty much all day.It's days like these that make it all worth it. Seriously.So here's to great days!
Hope you have one.

Secret Adventure

This is Agent Farnsworth giving her report. Sorry I've been out of contact for a while, but can I say? Life is just full of random, crazy, surprising and sometimes secret adventures.
This weekend was General Conference (in case you didn't know). My favorite talk was the one that Elder Uchtdorf gave in the first session. I wonder why... (Seriously, I do.) I hope your weekend was good.
As for my daily happenings, today I was suppose to rondevous my Timpanogos crew with the Lehi and Orem high group. The plan was to go to some random hotel then eat at T.G.I.Fridays. I am dispapointed to report that we did not eat at T.G.I.Fridays (stinkin' Lehi kids) and the hotel trip was not really worth it. But all is not lost.
I was talking to a friend in the hallways of the THS headquaters when we were approched for a secret adventure (That really is how he worded it. He would not tell us what the secret adventure was). How could refuse? He did not tell us where we were going or what we'd be doing, and it did not occur to me that my accomplists did not know eachother. That was quickly remedied. It turns out that on Thursdays, there's a special place in Provo where you can get provisions for a REALLY good price. (like 25 cents) So I guess it has been a sucessful day after all.
By the way, there's this one kid that keeps accusing me of being a spy. The strange thing is that he's not the first to makesuch accusations. Could you honestly see me as a spy? (If only.) This is Agent Farnsworth signing out. Happy trails.